在羊毛童装上用番茄酱画出透露着污秽、邪恶意味的恶魔召唤法阵后，罗素把羊毛衫放在客厅地板上，又将薯条摆放在羊毛衫前。

“在此献上，沾染有恶魔气息的有毒之物。”

——土豆中含有带毒的龙葵素和茄碱，而且因为不使用种子繁殖太过异类，在神秘学理论中，长期以来都被和巫术联系在一起，被誉为“恶魔植物”、“地狱中的苹果”。

薯条还有余热，香喷喷的，可把罗素馋坏了。

完成了上述所有的步骤，罗素盘腿坐下，面对着火光摇曳的黑蜡烛、画着血色法阵的羊毛衫、芳香扑鼻的恶魔植物，高声吟唱最后的召唤咒语：

“我以我罗素之名，召唤，

“超维度的黑暗实体，

“欲望的具现化身，

“深渊的弱小恶魔！

“我在此献上，自身千克的皮下脂肪作为祭品……”

希望恶魔经过素质教育，能听得懂公制单位。罗素暗暗祈祷。

召唤咒语全部念完了。

无事发生。

客厅的依旧一片死寂。

只能，再试一下那个方法了……罗素想着，故意做出轻藐的表情，用不屑的语气说道：

“我就知道，这本魔法书肯定是假的，根本没用！”

这句话是一个flag，是对自身“戏中人”体质的利用。

根据罗素的经验，越是表现出对未来胸有成竹的预测，事件就越可能反转。

类似的语句还有，“打完这一仗我就回家结婚”、“对面只有一个人，大家一起上肯定能赢”、“从这么高的地方掉下去肯定没有生还的可能”、“原来只是一只猫啊还以为屋里有鬼呢”。

砰！

话音刚落，剧烈的爆炸声响起，浓郁的硫磺味弥漫在客厅中。

恶魔召唤成功了！

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